A Few Fun Jokes: Attracted to the Sun
I was feeling depressed so my wife put her hand on my shoulder, and said “Earth”. That meant the world to me.
No wonder everyone’s attracted to the sun. It IS pretty hot.
Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots. They call it Mars.
I hired a private investigator but he spent two days staring at my hedges. Turned out he was a privet investigator.
I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology.
I’m pretty bad at building fences. Oops, wrong place for this post.
I got banned from the secret cooking society for spilling the beans.
I am very concerned about the environment. One look and I can tell those trees are up to something.