Lots of PUN: Quiet Tennis

• Have you ever played quiet tennis? It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.

• I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.

• My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It’s part of her minstrel cycle.

• For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with.

• I used to play piano by ear, but then I found playing with my hands easier.

• My wife and I were arguing as to whose turn it is to do the laundry. Finally, I threw in the towel.

• I’ve read the bible, and it turns out I only believe in 12.5% of it. Guess that makes me an Eighth Theist.

• I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.

• If you think a microwave spying on you is bad, just remember that your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.