Mom Jokes for Mother's Day
Good moms let their kids lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first!
“It’s spicy” is the universal mom code for “I don’t want to share.”
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
As a mom, I’m no longer a snack. I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.